Only in Hampden

Chris and I were walking Sawyer this morning, when a man very rapidly approaches us.

Man: "Are you pregnant?" (somebody noticed!)
Me: "Yes, I am."
Man: "Good, good, that's great, good!!"
Man: "Is he the father?" (what????)
Chris: "Yes."
Me: "No."
Man: "Good, good, great, good!!!"

And keeps on walking.